It's Hard Out Here For A Shrimp...

Because it's the Day of the Lord and I didn't go to church this morning (wait a sec, I never do), I did a little religious exploration of my own. So, who knew exactly how hard life is for a shrimp? These guys did, apparantly, and they're not afraid to tell the world. At least the portion of the world that uses Old Testament quotes to support their socially-regressive policy of the week.

For all the heathens, I recommend this seemingly-delicious recipe for Shrimp Pancakes w/ Sour Cream. I will have two servings, just to secure my corner office in hell.

Fun Fact: The shrimp.com domain name is currently available for the low, low price of $1,000,000 American dollars. Yikes.